Wooden Papercut Postcard Gift in a Bottle - Jar of Hugs, Jar of F-ucks
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Whether this Jar of Fucks sits on your desk at work or on a bookshelf, let it be a physical reminder that your fucks are a precious resource. Don't let all the frustrations in the world distract you from what’s really important.😊
FEATURES
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You were born with a bunch of shit so you spend it like a kid with a credit card. You give a shit about your friends, your grades, your fashion sense, the opinions of strangers. You give way too much to way too many things. you have so many.
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Then as you get older you might have 10 fucks a month so you learn how to schedule them. You allocate the fucks to family and career, but there aren't enough fucks to spend on the latest fashion trends. Oh, someone at work needs my help with something that isn't my job? I'll do my best to give out some fucks, but this month is pretty tight.
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Then as you get older you only get 1-2 fucks a month and those fucks are damn valuable. You give it to your family, your hobbies, and your job, but that's about it. It's not your fault - the fucks expire too fast. I would have saved my fucks from my youth but I couldn't.
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Then you have the fuck bankruptcy. You get about one fuck a year and you have to put up with it. So you renounce it, and even the things that used to be worth a fuck you can't give a fuck. Some people run out of money real quick, some have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount well into old age. But at some point the fuck cock is completely empty and you have no more fucks to give. This is, quite simply, Fuckonomics.
SPECIFICATIONS
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Material: wood
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Weight: 150g
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Size:
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Package: 1 * Wooden Papercut Postcard (Total 100 Words）
NOTE
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Please allow slight measurement deviations due to manual measurement.
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Due to the different monitor and light effect, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the color showed in the pictures.
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